Having not bitched enough about the fascist HOA, I took my screed to my peeps on Facebook. I had a few friends empathize and send curses upon the HOA, but one friend was quite helpful. She mentioned that the HOA has no authority to tell me where I can hang Cam's unmentionables.
So, I turned to The Google. Indeed, this friend was right! My fair state passed a law last year banning the bans on clotheslines. Got that? They banned the ban. So, now I am devising, in my mind, the biggest goddamned clothesline a town home community has ever seen. Rob is still chuckling in amusement. I wonder if he will still be chuckling when I hand him the blueprints.
I went back to Facebook a few minutes ago, another very helpful friend suggested that I print out the bill that was passed, banning the ban, and tape it to each neighbor's door. Heh.