Cam took twelve long steps today!
This stay-at-home-mom was with her ALL day (as noted int he job description, yo). Rob comes home, I take the opportunity to go to the bathroom (by myself!) and clean a cloth diaper.
"HONEY!!! Come here!!!"
I am standing at the sink, gloves on, dripping diaper....stuff. Can't exactly run out to see. By the time I get out there, he is breathless with joy. "Our child walks! Wooooooooo!"
I call bullshit on your timing Cam. Complete bullshit.